AISubs v3.7
(It's a joke)
Thank you!
Why are you so angry?
Don't mess with me!
What's wrong?
What?
Do you know?
Recently, I've been watching "Seimei-kun"
(It's a joke)
Seriously, it's a waste of time!
Yes, it was an accident!
I don't like it when you say it was an accident, but I...
Well, please look at the detailed sub-channel!
I'm really in trouble!
In this town...
Without a car...
In other words, it's death!
Because there is no car...
I want a car!
(It's a joke)
All right!
(Applause)
That's a good idea!
Well, I'll buy it!
I'll buy a car...
But I want to enjoy it!
(It's a joke)
No, it's not like that!
You're amazing!
If it's my car, everyone will ride it together!
Well, you're right!
That's true!
I thought it wouldn't be good if everyone didn't buy it because they didn't agree with me!
I'll ask everyone's opinions!
You're amazing!
"You're amazing" means...
What?
Why am I amazing?
Are you kidding me?
No, it's not like that!
Right?
Do you know that you're doing the same thing over and over again?
(Laughter)
I'll give you a different punishment!
(Laughter)
I'll just tell you that there is such a place!
His punishment is funny!
(Laughter)
(It's a joke)
I'm already...
(It's a joke)
Damn it...
He's like that again...
(Laughter)
The next night after the accident...
At Asuka's BMW...
I was like, "Oh, is it Chico's car?"
And then...
Yeah, yeah, it's a regular car
He called me!
What a pitiful man!
(Laughter)
Now?!
Is it?
Yeah, yeah, it's been a year!
(Laughter)
I want a car that can beat all of them!
I want to raise the tension!
I'll buy you a fun car!
Okay!
Are you sure you want it?
Well, I want you to give me your opinions!
I think they're all good cars!
Well, in the end, let's decide by rock-paper- scissors!
I'd like to buy the car of the person who bought it without complaint!
Well, me too!
This is possible!
We can do it because we trust everyone!
That's right!
We know there will be good cars in the afternoon!
No, it's fun!
What kind of car will come...
I'm looking forward to it! Let's start with the one that came out once!
Oh, that's right! What I want is...
It's the open edition of the four series of BMWs I was driving the other day.
What! The moment I bought that used car, a new car came out in orange!
Oh!
I made a minor change and it was cool again!
Yeah!
That's me!
Oh!
No, you have regrets about that!
No, orange was graded up again!
That's...
The color is too cool, so here it is!
Don!
Cool!
I've been saying it all the time!
I want this!
Yeah!
It was good before, but orange metallic is somehow...
It's cool!
It doesn't change!
It's cool!
It's expensive!
No, if it's used, it's used, but it's only been out for a year!
Oh!
It may not come out!
This is really reckless!
Wait, can I buy this?
Can I buy it?
No...
No!
I don't like it!
Let me hear your opinions for the time being!
Yes!
I'll go first!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
The other day...
I went to shoot!
What I thought was...
I thought this was good!
But what I chose this time is...
Yes!
This car!
Don!
Vellfire!
Oh!
Sometimes green!
I see!
This would be super good!
You always go to two cars!
Yes!
On purpose!
If you have this, you can fit everyone in one car!
And it's wide!
It's expensive!
I want you all to drive this car!
I'm successful!
Everyone!
It means you're going to be YouTubers!
I want you to dream a little!
It's amazing!
It's important!
So!
I want you to overdo it a little!
The one you can buy with your own money is...
This one!
Rolls Royce!
Oh!
Wait a minute!
You're exaggerating!
What?
Seriously!
That's amazing!
It's cool!
But!
Rolls Royce is 3,000 million yen!
It was manufactured in 2004!
It's 1168 million yen!
It's falling!
It's not a car that looks like a comb!
If you buy a Vellfire at this price, will you kill a Vellfire?
I don't like it at all!
Well, I'd like you to close it up.
Can I continue?
Yes.
What does Tetsuya want?
I'm thinking of what Tetsuya wants in various ways.
In various ways.
Tetsuya likes funny videos, of course.
And you do it, don't you?
What?
Actually, Tetsuya is an actor.
No, no, no, everyone does it!
Anyway!
Here!
Wow!
It's a trucker!
Wow!
What is it?
What's on it?
This one has a washer and a big washer.
Wow!
That's the kind of washer it is.
Wow!
I don't like big washers!
What kind of comb is this?
It's easy to use.
I don't like it at all, so I don't like it.
What is it?
It looks like you're washing in the car at the same time!
Huh? How many people are there in the top floor?
I thought it was left in the top floor.
What do you want?
Tetsuya, you have to take it down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll take it down.
Wow!
It's going to accumulate dust for the rest of your life.
I love it!
There's definitely going to be maggots in the car.
What? I'm just a car that smells like poop.
Five of you say it.
If it's three, I think it's okay.
If it's more than half, I think it's okay.
Can I say it?
Yes.
When I saw this...
I want you to ride it.
But I want to see it!
And the way it looks...
I see.
This is it.
It's a trucker!
I want you to ride it!
And where is it sold?
You're thinking, right?
It's a shop in Komaki.
Wow!
I hate Aichi Prefecture!
What's with this?
It's funny when my friends ride it together.
That's because you guys are doing it!
I hate it!
You guys are doing it!
Seriously?
This is...
No, let's not do it.
No, it's okay.
Sorry, sorry.
It was bad.
No...
You guys are amazing!
Out of these three, which one do you hate the most?
In reality, I hate this one.
Rolls-Royce is the one I hate the most!
I'm not interested in expensive designs.
I don't like expensive designs.
I have to be serious about this.
This one is also a no-cut design.
I don't like this one when I want to drive it.
This one is very important to me.
I don't like dirty designs anymore.
I'm happy to spend time with this one.
I'm going to win this one!
I'm serious about this one.
I'm counting on you.
I'm going to win this one for everyone.
I'm going to do my best.
I'm not interested in expensive designs anymore.
Okay.
Let's do this!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You lost!
Two people or seven people?
Rock, paper, scissors!
You lost!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You lost!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I'm not interested in expensive designs anymore.
I'm going to win this one for everyone.
You lost!
It's heavy.
It's okay.
I'm counting on you.
Rock, paper, scissors!
You won!
Let's go shopping together!
I wonder what it is...
It's 10% moe moe.
If we jump on it, it'll come to us in the car.
Let's go back to the car.
Wait for me, I'll bring it.
One, two...
It's a new feeling.
From sitting...
It's Delphia!
Delphia
We're back where we are.
Why did it take half a year for this video to go up?
As you can see, it's not the car I want.
Not a car cleaner, or a car engine.
In short, it's not the most interesting video.
After the shooting, I got used to it and I've spent a lot of time taking it easy.
It's a good car, and I like it.
I like it.
However, when I announced it in front of everyone,
I thought about what would make VELFIRE the most interesting.
After all, this was the only thing I could think of.
Yes!
YAN car!
A car for Dokyun to ride?
I thought it would be best to modify VELFIRE to it, go out in front of the members, and show it off,
so I modified it with all my might.
I'd like to introduce it right away.
You can see it a little, though.
I'd like to show you a little.
It's like this.
I've got as many Dokyuns as I can think of.
First of all, the white fur on the front.
From the name itself, it's stupid.
Fur. Fur.
The symbol of Dokyun is fur.
And various directionals.
Of course, it's too smelly, so I haven't opened it at all.
It's really smelly, so it's too smelly.
And a white cushion and handlebar cover.
And a mysterious doll army.
And the ultimate, commonly called "Dokyun in the car"
D.A.D.
These two stickers and the number plate.
As a side note, D.A.D. is the official name "Day- er-Day".
I don't care about it at all.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's also "Day-er-Day".
And at night, it's got eight blue LEDs in it.
Four of them are LEDs that light up like this to match the music.
And the so-called "Don Quijote's most unnecessary product" and "excessively expensive"
You can only buy this Dokyun here.
This DVD and CD.
It's a Paripi-specific one.
It means you can play the complete Dokyun.
This Dokyun remodeling fee is 70,000 yen in total.
I've got it all in Don Quijote.
Thank you very much.
I'll use it.
I'm just going to meet them in this Dokyun- specific car.
If you work this hard, they'll probably say something like this the moment they see you.
Take care of this car.
I've got it all in Don Quijote.
I bought a lot of Dokyun in Don Quijote.
I've got it all in Don Quijote.
This time, there's an event in Okazaki.
The members get together and show this car there.
Take care of your car.
If you say that, it's okay.
If you don't say it, you don't have enough Dokyun.
For a while, I'm going to live my life in this most embarrassing Dokyun-specific car in the world.
I don't think it's that bad.
I've got it all in Don Quijote.
So I'm relieved.
I'd like to show you all I've got in this Extreme Dokyun.
Let's go.
I finally realized how amazing it was when you said it.
I think it's really cute.
Extreme Dokyun.
Depart!
I think you'll be scared.
Stop it!
Why would I be scared?
Let me drive! It's hot in here!
(The camera is not working)
A scary person came and asked us to stop filming.
It's really scary.
Hey! Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Hey! Look at me!
He's the scariest person.
Do you want me to ride you?
No, I'm waiting for you.
Hey, I'll bring you closer.
Do you want me to bring you closer?
I'll bring you closer.
Hey, I'll bring you closer.
I'm not good at driving.
I've been driving three times.
Hey, stop it!
I heard we're going to an event today, so I'll send you a bell fire.
Bell fire?
Yes.
Look at this, Taisei.
What about this?
It's a day-out.
It's a normal day-out for a special guest.
It's normal for a special guest.
You're like a maniac.
Stop it!
Stop it! It's real!
What do you think of this car?
Where is it?
You're taking too much time.
It took me half a year for this car to get to Okazaki.
So, the result of the verification is...
I couldn't ask you to cut off all the dust.
For a while, I'd like to ride this car with this kind of bad luck.
Until I don't have enough bad luck, my bad luck will continue.
Oh, good luck, good luck. Thank you.
That's all for my new third car.
It's time!
Thank you for your time.
It was a long time.
Bye bye!